base::print("Hello, I'm Cohen, a Senior Research Fellow at University College London based within the Social Research Institute and the Centre for Longitudinal Studies. My scientific interests include the mathematical study of network formation (i.e., Where do social networks come from?), cooperative relationships amongst humans and non-human animals, and genetic kinship. Before joining UCL, I worked at Octopus Energy Group, a British renewable technology firm and energy retailer, where I sat on a team of economists tasked with using field experiments and quasi-experiments to investigate domestic power consumption. Previously, I worked as an academic at the University of Oxford, the London School of Economics, and the University of Cambridge.")

import datetime as dt

print(f"Thanks for stopping by on {dt.datetime.today().strftime('%A, %b %d, %Y')}.")

SELECT CONCAT('Stay', ' a', ' while.')